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jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

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juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

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probend:

it is 12:00am, jauary 1st, 2013. the teen girl rushes to her macbook pro to update her facebook status. “i haven’t seen you guys since last year!” she writes, smiling to herself. her status quickly begins to get likes. the world erupts into laughter. she is a comedy genius.

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lavendres:

Okay where’s my caption you dirty fucks.

I TOOK THIS.

PLEASE.

I REPEAT:

PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS CAPTION.

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